Total Medals Earned: 346 (From 67 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,255 Points
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/720 points)
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Clear a challenge room
Find a secret room
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Rob a store
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement
Medals Earned: 3/11 (15/265 points)
Play the game
Beat level 1
Beat level 2
Beat level 3
Beat level 4
Beat level 5
Beat level 6
Beat level 7
Beat level 8
Beat level 9
Beat level 10
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/90 points)
Egg
Medals Earned: 8/13 (135/485 points)
It was tough, but you managed to start the ritual!
Completed Rune 1
Completed Rune 2
Completed Rune 3
Completed Rune 4
Completed Rune 5
Completed Rune 6
Completed Rune 7
Completed Rune 8
Completed Rune 9
Completed Rune 10
Completed Rune 11
Medals Earned: 2/27 (10/385 points)
Defeated the final boss by your will and might alone
You survived, but at what price?
Nothing is ever free.
Defeated Slugmo
Laid one suffering from life to rest
Outsmart the verdant Aardwulf
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/500 points)
"Gateway 1&2" by Struma
"Don't look back" by Terry Cavanagh
"6 differences" by IvoryDrive
"Incompetent Chivalry" by Simon Cottee (aka Skrugs)
Check out everything by BarfQuestion
"how it will end." by AlantheBOX
"Looming" by Gregory Weir
Delivered the complete key to the boss
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 4/17 (25/385 points)
Jump out
Kill a carrot before it explodes
Reach Floor 10
Reach Floor 20
Go to the next floor without harming any enemies
Complete a room at 10% of your max health or less
Reach Floor 30
Reach Floor 40
Reach Floor 50
Jump out 10 times in one run
Reach a Max HP of 500 or more
Beat the game in 45 minutes or less
Beat the game
Jump out and climb back up again from the bottom after killing the CEO
Kill 300 enemies in a run
Have 50.000 Fruity Bucks on you
Buy the Glock 17 9mm
Medals Earned: 35/49 (300/635 points)
Pull Steve
Pull Bunny Boy
Pull Rookie Ross
Pull Faldor Orangebeard
Pull Herman
Pull Kelly
Get Marvin
Pull Trader Bob
Pull Ryan
Pull Castle Guard
Pull Officer Jim
Pull Sato
Pull Nina
Pull Raavek
Pull Fish
Pull Helen
Pull Sir Ribbit
Pull King Harold
Pull Queen Eve
Pull Bigfoot
Pull Yeti
Pull Moai
Pull Tina
Pull Sierra Mix
Pull Pit the Duck
Pull Mentor Lance
Slay a slime
Slay a pink slime
Slay a dunkie
Slay an iced dunkie
Slay a rat
Slay an albino rat
Slay a red mushroom
Slay a mushroom
Pull 30 times in one run
Pull Sally
Pull Lemon Boy
Pull Squidly
Pull Floridian Man
Pull A Very Handsome Fella
Pull Axolotl Wizard
Slay a lobster
Slay a blue lobster
Pull 100 times total
Get 10 followers at once
Pay your rent 30 times total
Pay a rent of 100,000
Lose 100 gacha friends
Get Evicted 3 times